shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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