Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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