That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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