If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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