i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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