...so i touched it.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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