guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
The adults are the big ones right?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
its liver damage thursday
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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