no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He shit in the fireplace
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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