i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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