how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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