On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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