You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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