i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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