Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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