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I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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