she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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