i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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