I must be too annoying 4 u.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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