it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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