Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
