my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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