Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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