He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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