How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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