It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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