my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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