I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Randomize
