and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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