Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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