After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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