nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I would fuck him just for his dog
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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