Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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