doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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