i permit you to call me
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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