There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I have aggressive nipples.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Randomize
