have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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