I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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