We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize