Pappa wants mamma naked
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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