Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Success! We fucked roommates!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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