Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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