do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
this hospital has no fireball
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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