.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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