new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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