Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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