So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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