Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
And then he peed in my hair
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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