dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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