my mouth tastes like poor choices
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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