I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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