It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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