mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
why is half of my head shaved?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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