how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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