Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize