How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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