he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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